From the Mouths of Babes…
Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010I asked my Twitter buddies with young kids to share with me some of their favorite “kid quotes.” When my son, Matt, was between ages 2 and about 5, I wrote down a lot of the funny or sweet things he said, and now I’m so glad I did.
This is a great keepsake, not only for parents, but for your kids to share with their kids one day. Check out these gems:
Mom to 2 year old: “Did you just pee pee on the floor?” 2-year-old: “Nope. My underpants just cried.”
2 year old during prayers: “Please, God, help me get Mommy and Daddy to let me watch more T.V. Amen.”
2 year during prayers, “Thank you, God, for Honey Nut Cheerios.”
7 year old: “Mommy, I love you. You are pure like gold.”
3 year old: Mom, how did I get into your tummy?” Mom: “Daddy helped put you there.” 3 year old: Did Daddy help me get out?” Mom: “Not so much.”
5 year old: “Mom, what’s Heaven again?” Mom: “That’s where Grandpa is with God and all the other people who have died.” 5 year old: “God DIED?
5 year old: “Why is there a hole in this bench?” Mom: “What’s the bench made of?” 5 year old: “Wood!” Mom: “Where do we get wood?” 5 year old: “Home Depot!”
3 year old: “Mom, thanks for marrying someone I like so much.”