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From the Mouths of Babes…

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010

I asked my Twitter buddies with young kids to share with me some of their favorite “kid quotes.” When my son, Matt, was between ages 2 and about 5, I wrote down a lot of the funny or sweet things he said, and now I’m so glad I did.

This is a great keepsake, not only for parents, but for your kids to share with their kids one day. Check out these gems:

Mom to 2 year old: “Did you just pee pee on the floor?” 2-year-old: “Nope. My underpants just cried.”

2 year old during prayers: “Please, God, help me get Mommy and Daddy to let me watch more T.V. Amen.”

2 year during prayers, “Thank you, God, for Honey Nut Cheerios.”

7 year old: “Mommy, I love you. You are pure like gold.”

3 year old: Mom, how did I get into your tummy?” Mom: “Daddy helped put you there.” 3 year old: Did Daddy help me get out?” Mom: “Not so much.”

5 year old: “Mom, what’s Heaven again?” Mom: “That’s where Grandpa is with God and all the other people who have died.” 5 year old: “God DIED?

5 year old: “Why is there a hole in this bench?” Mom: “What’s the bench made of?” 5 year old: “Wood!” Mom: “Where do we get wood?” 5 year old: “Home Depot!”

3 year old: “Mom, thanks for marrying someone I like so much.”