Posts Tagged ‘Dr. Michael Salzhauer’

“My Mommy’s Having a Boob Job!”

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

Just not sure how to explain to your child that "Mommy’s going to get breast implants"? There’s one Florida plastic surgeon who’d like to help.

Michael Salzhauer, M.D., has written a new book for kids ages four to seven: My Beautiful Mommy. He describes the book as "a must-have for any mother with young children considering plastic surgery."

The cover alone makes quite a statement. There’s nothing like seeing a little girl, teddy bear in hand, expressing delight over her newly transformed mommy, who now resembles a sexed-up Disney princess, complete with belly top and surrounded by magical sparkles.

Now that’s something every little girl should aspire to.

As Newsweek reports: [The book] features a plastic surgeon named Dr. Michael (a musclebound superhero type) and a girl whose mother gets a tummy tuck, a nose job and breast implants. Before her surgery the mom explains that she is getting a smaller tummy: "You see, as I got older, my body stretched and I couldn’t fit into my clothes anymore. Dr. Michael is going to help fix that and make me feel better." Mom comes home looking like a slightly bruised Barbie doll with demure bandages on her nose and around her waist… The book doesn’t explain exactly why the mother is redoing her nose post-pregnancy. Nonetheless, Mom reassures her little girl that the new nose won’t just look "different, my dear — prettier!"

What about the body issues raised here? Will our Ms. Perky Boobs’ 6-year-old daughter start worrying that her nose — or stomach, or whatever — isn’t good enough? Will she worry that her breasts — still years away from even making the scene — won’t measure up?

Here’s my alternative book suggestion: I’m Gonna Like Me — Letting Off a Little Self Esteem (HarperCollins; 2002), by Jamie Lee Curtis and Laura Cornell. It’s written for ages four to eight. "Self-esteem is at the core of what is wrong with us and what is right with us," says Curtis. "It’s an absolutely universal issue. I’m Gonna Like Me allows children to explore their own feelings of self-worth."

And you gotta love a first line like "I’m gonna like me when I jump out of bed, from my giant big toe to the braids on my head."

After all, isn’t that the message we really want to share with our kids?

P.S. I have to say, Dr. Michael has a killer P.R. person working for him. This book seems to be on the desk of every parenting editor I’ve spoken with this week. And they all seem to think it’s pretty pathetic. Even perezhilton.com got in on the book-review act. Check it out here.

P.S. Oh, by the way… If you click on the link to Dr. Michael’s website, you’ll get a pop-up "live chat" box, where a "patient coordinator" will ask what surgical procedure you’re interested in. I used that as an opportunity to briefly share my thoughts on the book…